Facebook stalking is one of those things no one really talks about, but everyone does, especially when it involves your new partner’s ex who you just have to check out in case they’re better-looking/ more witty / in any way superior to you. Have to feed that inferiority complex somehow right?
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The one thing you don’t want to do when Facebook stalking is accidentally add the person you’re stalking as a friend, or accidentally like one of their pictures. There’s really no coming back from that kind of embarrassment and really the only thing you can do about it is hope you never have to explain what you were doing checking out a complete stranger’s ‘Marbs 2012’ photo album at 4am on a Thursday.
But even if that did happen to you, it’s NOTHING compared to what happened to this girl who shared her experience on Reddit’s TIFU forum.
Today, well early AM, I f*cked up and got super wasted and tried to search for my bf’s ex on fb [Facebook], but when I typed in her name, nothing came up. I searched over and over and nothing. This evening, I see that I had posted her name all over my wall. Kill me.
Holy shit balls that is bad.
What you really need to do in a situation like that, after deleting everything ASAP, is blame it all on a frape. Or a hack. Or sleepwalking/typing. Or just deactivate your account and go off the grid for a little while. That always helps.
P.S. Extra pro tip for criminals – don’t friend request the person you robbed literally a day after robbing them.