England Football Players Will Reportedly Use Viagra To Help Them Adjust To High Altitude Vs Mexico

There’s been a lot of talk about how England will manage the high altitude in their game against Mexico in the World Cup this Sunday.

The Mexicans will obviously be fully acclimatised and raring to go in front of their home crowd at the Azteca in Mexico City, but Harry Kane and co will have never played at such an altitude (over 7,000 feet above sea level!) and have nowhere near enough time to get used to it.

So how do the Brits offset the massive advantage(s) that Mexico will have against them? Well, according to numerous sources, the players will be permitted to use Viagra.

Because the drug expands blood vessels and improves oxygen delivery to the lungs, it helps reduce dizziness and fatigue at high elevations. Exactly what England need!

It was initially developed as a blood pressure medication, after all.

Most importantly – Viagra is not on the World Anti-Doping Agency’s (WADA) list of banned substances, so it could be exactly what England need to deal with the altitude up there at the Azteca.

Of course, Viagra will also give you the biggest, hardest boner of your lifetime, but we can’t be worrying about that when there’s a World Cup to win. It could lead to some amusing moments with VAR, though:

We’ll have to wait and see how England cope on Sunday. Despite the stadium and altitude favouring Mexico, we do have the superior players (at least on paper) so it may be more evenly matched than we think. Come on England!

For the man who overdosed on Viagra and was left seeing red permanently, click HERE.