Eat My GOAL!
Alan Partridge, a national hero.
If you don’t know who Partridge is then you can get to fvck right now. Go and educate yourself and come back in a few hours.
You should all know that Partridge does a cracking bit of radio presenting, and has been dubbed over a-many great footballing goals in the past. Well last night England got a spanking from Sweden in a friendly (which I hear was completely down to the condition of the pitch and nothing to do with us being shit), and one of the goals scored by Zlatan Ibrahimovic was pretty spectacular (he also scored the other 3 goals for Sweden – monster). Now I didn’t catch the goal until this morning and I have to agree, it is something special. It’s basically a bicycle kick from fvcking bare distance, something even Heskey couldn’t pull off. So someone’s dubbed Partridge over the spectacular goal and d’ya know what? It was meant to be. Check it: