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CNN Are Really Surprised That ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Didn’t Cause Violence At Screenings

You mean a bunch of black people were gathered at the same place at the same time and no one got shot/stabbed? No way!

I know people like to give us crap for the way we report things sometimes, but at the end of the day we’re not reporting live from the Gaza Strip here, we just like to give our own commentary of random shit that turns up in the news, in the streets and online.

So that’s our excuse — what’s CNN’s? The time they mistook a dildo-covered flag at Gay Pride for an ISIS flag, the time they asked a Muslim human rights lawyer if he supports ISIS, the time they asked a Bill Cosby rape victim why she didn’t bite his dick off (seriously), the time they thought 4Chan was a person. It’s laugh out loud funny.

Earlier today, they expressed surprise at the fact that screenings of ‘Straight Outta Compton’ went off without a hitch:

You mean a bunch of black people were gathered at the same place at the same time and no one got shot/stabbed? No way! Oh right, must have been because of the extra security. That’s the only possible explanation why.

Still, for all the nonsense they come out with, I don’t think any of it compares to Sky News arguing whether air conditioning is sexist.

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