World’s Most Expensive Mobile Phone
Christmas is the time of year where we reflect on what really matters in life — family, friends, food, warmth, clean water, etc. Guess what? All those things mean nothing. Without your phone, how would you text/FB/tweet everyone Merry Christmas? How would you know how to get around beyond your home without your Maps app? Think of it as an investment — you’re on your phone every day, it may as well be the prettiest phone around.
Croatian Cock Warmer
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Ever been so cold that you felt like your dick was about to freeze off? Croatians don’t have that problem. Strap on this penis glove and go about your day feeling content as fuck. The best bit? No frozen baby dick when the missus de-gloves you later.
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