Who knew that A-list celebrities were capable of having a ‘normal’ house party? Michael Rubin is a billionaire American CEO and the host of what I guess was the most exclusive part of the year, where a bunch of celebrities stand around licking each other a*ses and Instagramming for a few hours.

Every year, Rubin sends out 400 invites. 350 people attend. Then, every year he cuts 75 attendees based on “who added the least value” to the party. Ruthless! Here’s a montage of this year’s shindig, with guests including Jay-Z, Leo, Beyoncé, Mbappe, Emily Ratajkowski, Kevin Hart, J-Lo, DJ Khaled, and basically the 350 most famous people you can think of:

A literal movie – white party 2023 recap pic.twitter.com/1D3vlpCNBq

— Michael Rubin (@michaelrubin) July 4, 2023

How depressing. It would actually be a lot cooler if you were a celebrity who turned down an invite to this festival of douches. Does Michael Rubin even have any real friends if he has to throw an all-celebrity party just to tell himself that he’s cool?

What is pretty funny is the tactic of cutting 75 celebrities every year based on whose company he enjoyed the least at the party. I’m pretty sure people like Leo and Jay-Z are safe, as is everyone in this clip:

Kendall Jenner. the face. the body. the walk. the aura… GODDESS pic.twitter.com/9sLpRWbRBJ

— Kendall Jenner archive (@kendallfile) July 4, 2023

James Corden, on the other hand? Don’t really fancy his chances. Hope he had a fun time though.

For the reason that Jack Whitehall’s Nando’s Black Card was confiscated, click HERE.