This Dude Is By Far The Biggest Hipster Douchebag In The Entire World

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Just when you thought hipsterism had reached a limit with the launch of places like this tap water bar or the douchey beard decorations, someone like this comes along and blows all of them suckers out of the water.

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The Sydney Morning Herald found this extreme hipster over in a trendy area of Melbourne, Australia, and printed this voxpop interview to find out more about how hipsters get their kicks.

From the off, Samuel Davide Hains (even the name is ridiculous) says that he is:

A wed developer, mystery blogger and jazz kitten.

So unemployed then. As he goes on, the answers get increasingly outrageous.

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Surely this guy isn’t for real. SURELY no one is that much of a hipster douche. I’m praying that he’s totally joking and he doesn’t actually see his personal style as “Bucolic socialist with improvised elements (like jazz)” because if he isn’t, then this world is officially doomed.

I wonder if this guy eats at the Australian McDonald’s specially designed for hipsters? Who am I kidding, of course he does.

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