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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #60

“Do you want your kids in bed by 9 or all over my face?”

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

andweoff5

And we’re off…

biggay

Would never have guessed

cantargue11 cantargue12

Can’t argue with that

wellplayed1

Well played

thefkgoinon

Fuck’s going on here?

okmate

Yeah OK mate

blimey

Crikey

hotdog

Very responsible of him to inform her

fsize

Took a while to realise the ‘F’ she’s referring to (her tits)

rip

Never forget

goals

Goals

dman

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

seemslegit2

Seems legit

balletjohn

Come on girls, get on it

sugarbaby1

sugarbaby2

Well that’s disappointing

actuallychaarming

That’s actually quite charming

gaytheory

Jon’s got interesting theories

stopasksitfacce

Whoever’s sending this girl creepy messages stop it please

saavaage

Guy’s got standards

friendly

She seems friendly

nichemike

Someone out there’s really going to appreciate that line

quirk

Aaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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