Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

It’s all downhill from here…

Well played.

Not exactly Chris Hemsworth himself is he?

Oh dear.

That deescalated quickly.

“Hi nice to meet you I’m Stephanie and my abusive ex liked to shag crackheads.”

At least the pasta looks good.

Calm down Jemma!

Oh sweet, innocent summer child.

OK have fun!

Bacon?

Rare to see this sort of gentlemanly behaviour these days.

I’m trying!

Hello darkness my old friend.

That’s special.

That level of self c*ck-blocking will get you qualified for the Olympics.

Anyone?

Oh my word.

Background and bio match.

Something tells me this girl plays Dungeons & Dragons.

Fairs.

Aaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

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