Man Cut Off His Penis, Lit It On Fire And Then Used It To Set His Mum’s Garage On Fire

A man has been arrested and charged with arson after admitting to cutting off his own penis, dousing it in gasoline, setting it on fire and then using it to burn down his mum’s garage.

Christopher Peden, 36, from Fort Wayne, Indiana, first claimed that he had been “slashed”, but then confessed to police that he had taken a kitchen knife and cut his own penis off.

He then turned said penis into a molotov cocktail – setting it on fire and lobbing it into the detached garage, which went up in flames.

Investigators collected evidence from the garage, including a red plastic gas container, four lighters and a kitchen knife.

Peden now faces up to 12 years in prison for Level 4 felony arson, but I’m pretty sure this guy needs to be in a psychiatric hospital? Given he chopped off his own penis and all. That’s insane enough even without then using it to burn down his mum’s garage.

I wonder if/when he comes to his senses, whether he’ll regret either chopping off his penis or burning down his mum’s garage, or both?

Imagine, sitting in a jail cell and coming to the realisation that you no longer have your penis, can’t stay at your mum’s anymore and also have to spend the next few years in prison. Heartbreaking, really.

Here’s hoping Christopher gets the help he needs, makes up with his mum, and makes the best of his d1ckless life going forward.

For the employee that started a massive fire at his boss’s warehouse after complaining about low pay, click HERE. Now he’s jobless.