Bonnie Blue Explains How She’ll Justify Her Lifestyle To Unborn Child

Bonnie Blue is due to give birth in November 2026, and she’s already preparing for “the talk” – explaining to her unborn child what she does for a living and why.

It’s really quite simple as far as Bonnie is concerned – she’s going to explain that it’s how she earns money to provide a comfortable lifestyle and that’s that.

Speaking with the Daily Star, Bonnie acknowledged that while her child’s life will likely be “difficult” due to its mum being the biggest sl@g in the world (her words), she intends to be completely transparent about this.

On what she’ll tell her child: “This is what I do. This is what I do to have fun. This is what I do to earn my money.

“This is what I do to provide you a nice lifestyle.

“I much prefer to be explaining why my child is on a private jet rather than explaining why their bike has been stolen out of the front garden and they have barbed wire on their fence.”

On the child being bullied: “It definitely will be difficult but I think nowadays everyone gets picked on.

“Everyone has a difficult journey for one reason or another. I can provide them with the best healthcare, a life where they don’t have to work, they can travel the world and make memories.

“That is much better even if they take a bit of judgement as opposed to living this s**t UK life.

“You don’t have to go far in the UK to see the state of some families. The kids that have dirty clothes on, the kids that can’t have a full meal and parents who have hair extensions but their kids look like tramps.”

Well, she’s right about one thing; this child will want for nothing. Yeah OK its classmates will have all the ammunition in the world when it comes to bullying this kid, but like Bonnie says… at least they’ll get to travel on a private jet?

At the very least, I think Bonnie could do her unborn child a solid and cancel plans for her upcoming baby shower stunt – in which she plans to get urinated on and sh@gged by dozens of men while pregnant. Come on Bonnie, is that really necessary at this point? I’m not sure its even safe for the foetus, all things considered.

Well anyway, good luck to mum and child. Little one is definitely going to need it.

Meanwhile, Bonnie Blue’s little brother has shared some details about the baby daddy. Spoiler = it’s a black dude.