‘Euphoria’ Releases Trailer For Season 3 – Sydney Sweeney’s Character Is Now An OnlyFans Girl
Does anyone actually still care about Euphoria or the fact that season 3 is on its way? Probably not, which I guess is why the producers have had to think long and hard about a strategy to get people to buy back into the show again.
Their solution? Sydney Sweeney’s character Cassie is now an OnlyFans model:
Marketing 101 right there. There hasn’t been a new episode of Euphoria since February 2022 – a whole four years ago! If you want to get lapsed fans of the show invested again, all you really have to do is bring back Sydney Sweeney and turn her into an OnlyFans girl and then the rest of the script pretty much writes itself. Who cares about plotlines and dialogue and character depth? People are going to be watching Euphoria season 3 for one reason and one reason only.
I do wonder how much they paid Sydney Sweeney to return to the show? After all, she’s gone on to become a huge star since she last appeared on it, and has already given them a whole bunch of sex scenes and whatnot.
I’m sure it was an obscene amount of $$$ but at the same time, maybe she’s a girl who doesn’t forget her roots. Euphoria is the show that catapulted her into superstardom, after all. Go Sydney Go!
For the time Sydney Sweeney looking amazing in a micromini skirt was deemed “a threat to body positivity”, click HERE. Sigh…
