Greggs Warn That Price Of Sausage Rolls Will Increase Due To Ukraine Crisis NEWS / By timw_brap Great.
New Trailer To Movie Where Nicolas Cage Plays Himself Looks Even Dumber Than Last One MOVIES / By timw_brap Give him the Oscar already.
Russians Scramble To Get One Last McDonald’s Before 800 Restaurants Close NEWS / By timw_brap Desperate times.
This Girl Will Honeytrap Your BF For £1,400 And Refund The Cash If They Don’t Cheat NEWS / By MF Jones Test your boyfriend’s loyalty.
Chris Brown Leaks Text Messages From Rape Accuser Saying He Had “The Best Dick Ever” NEWS / By MF Jones Always keep those receipts.
Kim Kardashian Is Getting Roasted For Telling All The Lazy Women Out There To ‘Get Your F’ing Ass Up And Work’ NEWS / By MF Jones Listen up, ladies.
Roman Abramovich’s Assets Have Been Immediately Frozen – Including Chelsea FC FOOTBALL / By timw_brap Chelsea can’t sell any more tickets/buy any more players/offer them new contracts.