Guy Knocks Out Mugger, Takes Selfie With His Body Then Puts Him In Recovery Position NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones Worst thief of all time.
This Nigerian Football Team Got Wiped Out After All But Two Players Failed The Age Test NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones You got ID guys?
This Dude Split Up With His GF Just Before She Won The £61million EuroMillions Jackpot NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones Egg on your face.
New Research Shows That Flossing Your Teeth Is A Complete Waste Of Time NEWS / By MF Jones What a kick in the nuts.
Britney Spears Says She’d Love To Meet Taylor Swift One Day (She’s Already Met Her Twice) NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones R.I.P. Taylor Swift’s ego.
‘Black Mirror’ Season 3 Enlists Help Of The Industry’s Best Music Composers TV / By MF Jones This will be the best series yet.
‘Please Send The Police, I’ve Been Shot’ Said Man Mistakenly Shot By Police NOT THE NEWS / By MF Jones Well they’re not gonna help.