THE GUNT
The triangular pudge that resembles a flabby fanny, leaving your dong protruding on a wee, meaty mound. It makes for a pretty fucking unsightly genital frame.
CON
CARVED CALVES
You’ve probably been too occupied marveling at their rippling midsection to glance lower to the glorious spectacle, masterfully carved into the rear of a porker’s lower legs.
As a result of the shear load they must bare, the fat man’s calves are a physiological miracle. They exhibit the freakish bulk of a wrestler with the unfair EPO sculpted tone of a Tour De France champion.
Each of these gastronome’s astronomical gastrocnominii are exhibited like buxom male cleavage. Their display also serves as ventilation for the gooch and his close quartered nemeses.`
PRO
☛ Who Is The Fattest? Mexico Out-Fats USA
