World’s Smallest Penis Owner Gets Free Surgery Offer From Beverly Hills Doctor

Awesome news for Michael Phillips – the man who has the dubious honour of possessing the smallest penis in the world. A Beverly Hills doctor has offered to perform a $20,000 enhancement procedure on him completely free of charge!

38-year-old Michael, from North Carolina, is packing 0.38 inches erect, which is no good if you’re trying to have any kind of sex life, but also makes regular everyday tasks like using the toilet difficult.

Michael launched a GoFundMe the other week to raise funds for semi-permanent dermal filler injections that could increase his penis length by 0.5 to 1.5 inches, meaning if Michael achieved an average gain of 1 inch, his erect length would increase to roughly 1.38 inches.

Which still isn’t great, but it’s better than 0.38 inches.

In any case, he doesn’t need to worry about the money now, because Dr. Robert Dorfman told TMZ he was so moved by Michael’s story that he wants to help out for free.

The good doc says: “I understand how deeply personal these concerns can be. They can have a significant impact on self-esteem and confidence. If I have the opportunity to help someone feel better about themselves, I’m happy to offer my services at no cost.”

Incredible. Obviously this is a great bit of free publicity for the doc but also a wonderful thing to do with someone who is basically having his life ruined by his micropenis. Imagine – it’s not only too small for sex, but also too small to urinate without making a mess. That’s no way for a man to live, is it?

Again, even the best Michael can hope for will still be a tiny penis, but hopefully he’ll at least be able to use the loo properly. Maybe lose some weight too to really make that thing pop as much as possible?

Best of luck to him and big up Dr. Dorfman.

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