Jeffrey Epstein Lookalike Breaks His Silence: “I Am Not Jeffrey Epstein”
A Florida man known as Palm Beach Pete has spoken out after going viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein – who is probably the last person in the world anyone wants to look like right now.
What do we reckon – is he having us on? Watch below:
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— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 1, 2025
I mean, “I am not Jeffrey Epstein” is exactly what Jeffrey Epstein would say if you saw him cruising down south Florida. 8 billion people in the world and you look exactly like Jeffrey Epstein? Either this guy has the worst luck in the word or this is actually the man himself hiding in plain sight.
Come to think of it – why does the name ‘Palm Beach Pete’ sound more like a paedophile than ‘Jeffrey Epstein’ does?
‘Pete’ even went on a podcast the other day to reiterate that he is not the disgraced paedo financier, but rather, just a guy who likes to play tennis:
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 1, 2025
Well, I guess we’re going to have to take his word for it until someone can prove Palm Beach Pete really is Jeffrey Epstein in, um, disguise.
For the Princess Diana lookalike who makes £16,000 a month on OnlyFans, click HERE. Good grief…
