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A Woman Gave An Armed Robber A Blow Job To Distract Him Until Police Arrived

That’s one way to do it.

If I was ever the victim of an armed robbery, I think that I would probably be doing everything I could to get the robber out of there and leave me with my life, but apparently that’s not the way everyone thinks about this situation.

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No, apparently over in Bratislava, Slovakia some people who are victims of an armed robbery want the robber to be punished so badly that they’re willing to give him a blow job in order to distract him long enough so that the police show up and arrest him. This happened on Tuesday night when a 24 year old man stormed into a petrol station and demanded money, before emptying the till and smashing a male member of staff in the face.

The man then ran into the office and fled through a back door with the robber following him, encountering a 36 year old female co-worker in the room. She immediately started making out with him and ended up giving him a blow job, with police discovering the pair half naked rolling around on the floor minutes later after they were notified by the original employee. The suspect was subsequently released after a brief struggle.

What a weird story. I can’t imagine wanting to do anything of the sort with an armed robber, no matter how hot they were, so it’s so strange to me that a woman seemingly volunteered to do this so that he ended up going to jail. Seems to me like there was something much more going on here, but as to just what it was, who can say?

Weird sexual fantasy? Maybe they knew each other that’s why he decided to rob the petrol station and then just couldn’t help himself when she came onto him? Hopefully they’ll be a movie or a TV mini series about it one day or at least a documentary because it’s a situation that definitely requires more observation.

For more of the same, check out this Instagram model talking about sucking off seven NBA players in one sitting. Wild.

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