What Did People Get Stuck In Their Asses This Year?

Penis

• HALF A PENCIL
• PENCIL ERASER
• PEN CAP
• PEN
• MARBLE
• COAT HANGER
• “PUT A PLASTIC STRAW IN HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH”
• PLASTIC TUBING
• SCREWDRIVER
• MAGNETS