Vitaly Says He “Dropped The Soap” A Couple Times In Prison But “Didn’t Feel Anything” Because They Were “Asian”

It looks like Vitaly is already back to work after being deported from the Philippines – turning up at some kind of YouTuber boxing presser in LA and cracking jokes about being molested in prison.

Vitaly spent 10 months in a Philippines prison after trolling the locals during a live-stream – and immediately sought to address rumours that he had “dropped the soap” during his time either:

Asked how prison was, Vitaly responded: “It was good. I mean, I dropped the soap a few times but too bad I couldn’t feel anything because everybody was Asian.”

Welp, what can you say to that really? I guess the guy is trying to have a sense of humour about the whole thing but I’m sure he’s at least a little bit traumatised after enduring 290 days in a Manila jail cell – having already spoken about being kept in isolation and having to deal with rats and cockroaches in sweltering 35c heat.

We’ll have to wait and see what else he comes up with aside from racist jokes about being rxped, but fair play to the guy for getting back to work on Day 1. You would think he’d take a bit of time out to adjust to being on the outside again but nope – he’s right back in the thick of it. Guy is absolutely mental.

It also remains to be seen how long Vitaly will be permitted to remain in the US for. The Filipinos deported him to Russia but he immediately took a flight to the States where he resides. However, as a non-citizen, he could end up being deported from the US also due to his criminal record in the Philippines. Maybe Trump will give him a pardon?