Is that a touch of hyperbole in the headline? Of course it is. The internet isn’t even close to broken! But that doesn’t mean that people weren’t going wild in the comments after Tulisa Contostavlos of former N-Dubz and X-Factor fame shared these photos on Instagram earlier…

Looks like she’s having a lovely time out there in Dubai, which makes a nice change from the recent N-Dubz reunion tour that saw fans stabbing each other in the face and p*ssing all over each other in the cheap seats. Still, well worth it for Tulisa if it can fund these five-star trips to Dubai where she can take sexy bikini photos on the balconies of expensive hotels.

Last we heard from Tulisa, she was being interviewed by Zeze Mills and confessed to being celibate for the last two years:

I don’t date, I court. Listen, I’ve been celibate for the last two years. No sex before monogamy.

Zeze Mills seemed utterly baffled about how this works so Tulisa explained a little further:

You just don’t shag them, and you get to know them.

In fairness to Tulisa, she’s always been amazing at answering tricky questions in interviews. Like the time she was asked about whether she had a nose job:

I’m eight stone at the moment but my weight always fluctuates between eight and nine stone… But when I lose weight it goes from my face and everyone says my nose looks thinner. I swear on my life, I’ve not had it done (surgery) – I’ve literally just lost weight and it goes from my nose.

Genius. Had a bit of nose fat, started hitting the gym and there you go — slimmer nose. Explaining this most recent transformation into Kim Kardashian clone will be a piece of cake. In the meantime, let’s round this off with a few more photos of the N-Dubz legend:

Living the dream!

For the time Tulisa’s cousin and bandmate Dappy sent a ruthless DM to a fan calling her a ‘sl*g’ all because she sent him a heart emoji, click HERE. Na Na Niii, indeed!