3) Terminator
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Rocking What She’s Got: Super-glam Christina Schwarzenegger’s steals the limelight from her dad Arnie at premiere of Sabotage
More Fitting Headline: Man and daughter go to cinema
Summary: A lot of these stories centre around going to the cinema don’t they? Personally I hate going to the cinema, you have to sit still and quiet for ages and you’re not allowed to take in booze. What’s the point of that? Oh yeah and it costs about a million pounds these days too. So the crux of this story is that Arnie went to the cinema with his daughter. Now I don’t like to pick holes in grammar but WTF is going on with the apostrophe in the headline?
Arnie looks like a wax work doesn’t he? Do you know why? It’s because he injects melted down wax crayons into his face every morning to retain his handsome charm despite being 165 years old. Now that’s not true, but that’s an example of a story that would be worth reading.
Quote To Note: “Christina, whose mother broadcast journalist Maria Shriver is a member of the famous Kennedy clan, looked positively loomed tall in her flat boots, next to her ageing father who appeared somewhat shrunken in her presence”. What?
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “I want to be like Ahnold, he’s a maid-man!” and “What a beautiul healthy looking girl. Note to the DM writer – she clearly has heels on her boots, they are not flat”.
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