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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #53

Monica’s tongue can do unnatural things.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

andweofffffffffff

And we’re off…

brutal1

brutal2

Now that’s going to hurt some feelings

legitterriffying

Legit terrifying

shedoesntdeserveudude

She doesn’t deserve you dude

pressureson

Pressure’s on

sideboobgameon100

Sideboob game on a hundred, thousand, trillion

ureallydonthavetoexplain

You really don’t have to explain

alvin1 alvin2 alvin3 alvin4 alvin5

Just a bit desperate

holycraptongue

That tongue can probably hit your balls and butt hole in one lick

donatingtowho

Hello ladies

butthatwouldnteliminatethewhiterace

Some might say that would spread the white race

Aplussus

A+

weallcoulduseafriendlikethis

We could all use a friend like thistaboo

I see an Oedipus situation developing

anlfirst1 anlfirst2

We’ll do the BJ first for your sake

longgame22222

Talk about playing the long game

neverthoughtoffitthatway

Never thought of it that way before

cougarcity

Cougar city

yikesssss

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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