Obsessed Hull Man Says His 29 Miley Cyrus Tattoos Are Stopping Him Getting A Girlfriend
No shit.
A match made in heaven.
They’re a bit like a prehistoric Lordi for children and we have no idea what any of the lyrics are.
Because he got high probably.
With the help of some clever editing, here is David Hasselhoff singing the ‘Fresh Prince’ theme tune. Utter genius.