‘Emotional Support Bears’ Are Now On Sale For Singles In Need Of A Hug
That’s Xmas sorted.
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Chinese Barbers Have Mastered Long-Distance Haircuts To Avoid The Coronavirus
Go in for a haircut, come out with a dodgy fade and half an ear missing.
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You Can Now Give Long Distance Oral Sex By Licking Your Phone
The iTunes for oral sex.
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Here’s A New Thing For Masturbators To Worry About
Even sex toys aren’t safe from hackers.
