Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Classic
As ever, the world of weird just keeps on rolling by. This week sees a dog in court, a racist brought to justice and a killer bird on the rampage in England…
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1 Star Amazon Reviews On Movie Posters
What if movie posters featured text from one-star reviews they’d received on Amazon instead of the 5 star bum licks they receive from more traditional reviewers/critics?
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People On Instagram Ditch Their Musical Instruments To Play Their Cats Instead
Not really sure whose idea this was but the hashtag #CatBand on Instagram is really taking off. Here are some of the best.
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Reddit Users Asked To Sum Up First Sexual Experience With A GIF
Reddit users were asked to post one GIF each to describe their first sexual experience, and as you can imagine the ensuing visuals were pretty damn funny.
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VIDEO: Drunk Russian Has A Nightmare Trying To Find His Way Out Of The Park
When you’re this drunk and incapable of thinking straight for even the merest of seconds, you’re always going to make life 100 x harder for yourself.
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VIDEO: French Bulldog Protests Against Bedtime, Then Passes The Fuck Out
Animals can be so difficult sometimes (but also super cute), as this video demonstrates.
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VIDEO: Rob Ford In An Absolute Beast In Front Of Goal
Everyone’s always laughing at how clumsy Rob Ford is, how he’s fat and smokes crack and can’t seem to get anything right. Well watch this haters.
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VIDEO: Two Little Girls Go To War In Judo Deathmatch
Just an absolute war going on here. Very competitive match where you’d think the bigger girl would use her strength and size advantage to completely destroy the smaller girl.
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William And Kate Went To New Zealand And Got Freaky With The Locals
William and Kate visited New Zealand yesterday and got properly involved with the eskimo kissing and checking out loads of bare tattooed butt cheeks.
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VIDEO: Naked Girl Goes Berserk In McDonald’s, Destroys The Place
Wasn’t too sure what the point of this naked girl’s rampage was until she got to the ice cream machine and started sucking all the ice cream out of it.
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Are Bears Becoming More Self Aware?
This photo of a bear contemplating its life has been doing the rounds recently. Is the bear depressed? Is it just taking some time out to chill and take in some views?
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VIDEO: Mum Sneezes So Hard She KO’s Her Baby
This toddler is happy as Larry, being amused by absolutely nothing, as young kids are. That is until his mother sneezes, neutralising him with a a single exhale seeing him hit the deck instantly.
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VIDEO: Hungover Russian Causes Destruction Just By Getting Out Of Bed
Start the day as you mean to go on – by toppling the entire bunk bed over and smashing your face.
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Cameraman Loses The Plot Filming Oklahoma Storm
Does this guy love thunderstorms or what? There’s more fire and passion in his thunderstorm commentary than you find in the Premier League.
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Ever Noticed The Secret Penis Hidden In Every Episode Of Family Guy?
Everyone knows that Peter Griffin’s chin resembles a pair of balls, but one Reddit user has clocked onto another character with a crudely-shaped body part.
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VIDEO: Tiny Puppy Protecting His Food From Big Dog
Big dogs are always getting a bad rap but as you can see here it’s the little puppy who’s being a dick. No chance he’s going to eat that whole bowl.
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Two And A Half Men’s Angus Jones (The Kid) Is Now A Bearded Preacher
This is probably even more surprising than Charlie Sheen’s departure from the show.
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VIDEO: Anchorman 2 Bloopers/Gag Reel
Anchorman 2 managed to avoid the curse of the sequel in that it was pretty damn funny. Here are the cast trying very hard to keep a straight face during certain scenes and failing hilariously.
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VIDEO: Unclaimed Dildo Going Around Baggage Claim
There are some things in this world that are just universally funny, and this dildo is one of them.
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VIDEO: Paralympic Skier Gets Destroyed On The Slopes (It’s Okay, He’s Fine Now)
Is it okay to share or make jokes about this video? That depends on whether you see an athlete in this video or a handicapped person.
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This Baby Goat Vine Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See Today
Is this the most electrifying goat in all of the Internet today? It just might be – check out his awesome shrieking skills.
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First Handjob: Parody Of The ‘First Kiss’ Video
Remember the ‘strangers’ sharing a first kiss video that turned out to be a fake? Here’s the latest and arguably the cutest version – strangers giving each other hand jobs for the first time.
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VIDEO: 3 Year Old Kid’s Compelling Argument For Eating Cupcakes For Dinner
This kid has a bright future ahead of him as a big time lawyer with negotiation skills like this.
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VIDEO: Kid Obliterates Himself When He Hears The Ice Cream Van Coming
We all know what this kid was feeling – once your hear that ice cream van jingle literally nothing else in the world matters.
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VIDEO: Barack Obama And Zach Galifianakis Trade Insults During Awkward Interview
Bold move by the Pres accepting Zach Galifianakis’ request to interview him on Between Two Ferns – good thing the guy doesn’t take himself too seriously.
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VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel Was A Dick To Rob Ford Last Night
Jimmy Kimmel let rip into Rob Ford last night during their interview – was it uncalled for?
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VIDEO: Cuba Gooding Jr’s Oscar Speech Is The Greatest Thing You’ll Ever See
Was this the greatest Oscars speech of all time? Watch Cuba Gooding Jr bring the house down.
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VIDEO: Ben Affleck And John Kerry Share The Most Awkward Handshake Of All Time
Even the most veteran of handshakers can get it wrong sometimes – watch this complete flop of a handshake by two people with a wealth of handshake experience.
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Lil Jon’s Reddit AMA Was Really Insightful Stuff
Ever wanted to know Lil Jon’s thoughts on the situations in North Korea and Ukraine? It’s your lucky day.
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VIDEO: Husband Draws Penis On Wife’s Whiteboard Every Day For A Whole Year
How many different ways are there to draw a penis? This guy drew a unique penis for his wife every day for 365 days.
