I bought tickets to Adele with the intention of selling them on eBay for a sizeable profit. The other day I went for a date with a girl off Tinder who I really liked. Turns out she’s a huge Adele fan and couldn’t get tickets so now we’re going together. Win.
On an ordinary weekend in February 2003, a gang in Antwerp, Belgium pulled off one of the most baffling and brilliant heists of all time.
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
It must be tricky deciding on a name for your shop, but there are some names you can scrub off the list straight away. “Dog Shit” is one and “Hitler” is another.
Some sh*t about some sh*t places you probably don’t know sh*t about.
So, can you move by fart power alone in zero gravity? Finally we have an answer.
The Internet is ripping these two apart after Sarah Palin’s absolute shambles of an endorsement speech.