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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #31

Admit what you did.

bidet

Pararoid

Since reading that giving-yourself-a-urine-infection-from-you’re-own-shit-contaminated-toilet-paper ‘fess up a few weeks ago, bathing has turned to shit, I now have to wash my arse last, while hanging over the side like a shameless sailor. Starting to think I should get a separate set of towels too, a second washing machine would be the next logical step…

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