I was at my little cousin’s football game watching with the rest of the adults from the sidelines. Our team won and we all went purposely OTT at the end with our celebrations like they’d just won a trophy. At one point I see this huge man in front of me who I know was cheering the same team so I do a run up and jump on his back to celebrate some more piggy-back style. He let out a cry of pain and crumped to the floor while everyone freaked out at me — turns out he’d just come off major back surgery. He went back into hospital but was OK. My dad wrote him a cheque as an apology.