Wanking can be a problematic pastime, as several people who’ve featured on Sick Chirpse’s pages in the past could tell you.
This dude who appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show earlier was feeling proper nervous before his lie detector test and thought busting out a quick wank beforehand might alleviate some stress.
All it did was lead to more nerves however after he decided that his qucktime wank might have an effect on the results of the test.
Turns out there’s nothing to worry about, though nice to see someone receive an extra dose of embarrassment on top of actually appearing on the Jeremy Kyle show.
If you think you’re wanking too often, maybe this technique might help.