Cooperberg

When I was younger I used to get the meanings of words mixed up a lot (still do). Anyway one summer we were in Canada and my dad’s dad had died so I would go to my grandma’s house and mow the garden for her. One day the neighbours approached me over the garden fence and started talking to me about who I was and whether I was staying with my nan while on holiday. I said “no, I just come for conjugal visits”, thinking conjugal meant casual or friendly. Years later I found out the meaning of the word and it explains everything about the change in atmosphere that day.