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Sick Chirpse Premier League Super Predicitions // November 28th – 30th

Will Jamie Vardy break the record? Find out what we think here.

We’re bringing back Premier League Predictions because the football season has well and truly got going and it’s shaping up to be one of the most fascinating seasons ever, with the top four completely all over the place and seemingly nobody able to gain and maintain any kind of momentum. Except Leicester of course.

Let’s get the ball rolling with an absolute cracker. Get 8/1 odds on Jamie Vardy to score against Manchester United on Saturday AND you get your money back as a free bet if he doesn’t. Gotta love Black Friday deals – just click here.

Now, the most important part. Here’s what we think is going to go down this weekend. Feel free to use each of these tips as a single bet, or click here to place the whole lot on as the Sick Chirpse Super Accumulator with exclusive extended odds.

Aston Villa V Watford

Troy Deeney

No early match so we’re straight in with this crucial three o’clock kick off at the wrong end of the table.

Villa look like they’ve completely lost the plot even with new manager Remi Garde in charge. They got spanked last week at Goodison Park and Garde’s decision to banish fan favourite local lad Jack Grealish to the reserves had better yield results otherwise the Holt End are going to be on his back fast.

Watford are doing OK this season and were very unlucky to lose against Man United last week. Incredibly they’re already 11 points ahead of Villa and with the current state of things at Villa Park and noted Birmingham fan Troy Deeney eager to score against his hated local rivals, I expect him to do just that. 2-0 Watford with Deeney to get at least one and absolutely love it.

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Bournemouth V Everton

Lukaku

Both teams should be fairly confident going into this one after decent results last week, but I expect that Everton will have a bit too much experience and solidarity for Bournemouth to crack.

They’ll give it a go and come close, but I expect Everton to get through this fairly comfortably although the scoreline won’t reflect that. Probably 2 -1 or 3-1 with Lukaku to get at least one because he’s on fire at the moment, as is Barkley.

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Crystal Palace V Newcastle

Scott Dann

Both of these teams had stinkers last weekend losing at home and will be eager to get back to winning ways this weekend. Unfortunately I think only one of them is equipped to do that.

Palace really shouldn’t have lost to Sunderland last week, who did what everyone thought they would do and parked the bus and try to capitalise on a mistake. It’s very boring to watch but actually worked a treat when Scott Dann decided to have a brainfreeze. Newcastle are getting slightly better at parking the bus but still look like absolute clueless dogshit in general and McClaren has the air of someone who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

So, Palace to win this one fairly easily, 3-0. Maybe Patrick Bamford will come on and get a goal to add insult to injury.

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Man City V Southampton

Kun

Both teams are going to be keen to avenge pretty bad defeats last week and either of them could come up with the goods here.

City seem slightly off the pace whenever anyone from the spine of their team is out and the fact that Joe Hart may be added to that should be a real worry for them. You never really know which Southampton team is going to turn up either this season so I’m gonna predict this to be a fairly uninspired draw unless Sergio Aguero can pull off some individual brilliance.

Probably 1-1 or 0-0.

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Sunderland V Stoke

bojan

Both of these teams pulled off a couple of excellent results last week but I can’t see Sunderland replicating that in front of their own fans – they’re utter trash most of the time who just want to park the bus, especially under Allardyce.

On the other hand Stoke are starting to look like the real deal since Ryan Shawcross has returned from injury and shored up the defence. They’ve got a literally world class frontline that should be able to pick Sunderland’s pocket, especially if Sam allows them over the halfway in the vain attempt of looking for a win.

2-0 Stoke, with a late goal from Bojan to seal it.

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Leicester City V Manchester United

Louis Van Gaal

Who would have predicted this would have been a top of the table clash four months ago or that Jamie Vardy would have developed into an absolutely lethal striker? Not me, that’s for sure, which I guess makes this whole column useless in essence.

In all seriousness though, as good as Leicester have been this season and as much as I want them to dick all over United, it would be completely typical of United to grind out a boring 1-0 win here, especially with the type of football Van Gaal is playing at the moment.

That’s exactly what I’m going to tip them to do, bringing Vardy’s scoring run to an end too unfortunately with their anti football.

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Tottenham V Chelsea

Harry Kane

This has got a Tottenham win all over it after Kane has started scoring again and Chelsea just about got over the line against Norwich last weekend. Sure, they won midweek in Israel and Spurs have a long trip to Qarabag (where?)to recover from but they’re in the form of their lives and smashing it left right and centre at the moment. When you’re winning you don’t feel tired.

2-0 with Kane getting them both. Whack him in your fantasy football team.

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West Ham V West Brom

Slaven Bilic

West Ham got absolutely dicked last week without their talisman Payet and it could have been even worse for them. On the other hand, West Brom pulled off a fairly lucky but entirely deserved victory against Arsenal.

I doubt they’ll be able to back it up with much here though, and I doubt West Ham will be that inspired either. This is the kind of game that has 0-0 written all over it as Pulis will come down set to defend and West Ham unfortunately won’t have what it takes to get past them without Payet. I think maybe Slaven Bilic is starting to get found out.

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Liverpool V Swansea

Coutinho

Liverpool are on a roll at the moment after demolishing Manchester City at the Etihad last week, and with Swansea currently in a pretty bad run of form that has manager Gary Monk fearing for his job, you would expect them to rock up at Anfield and get completely whipped.

This is Liverpool though, and over the years they’ve made a habit of making incredibly easy looking matches incredibly difficult and losing at home to really shit teams. I think they’ll just about scrape over the line thanks to the Klopp effect though, probably thanks to a late goal from the main man Coutinho. Or maybe someone dumb like Ibe coming off the bench, 1-0.

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Norwich V Arsenal

ozil

Arsenal will be desperate to make up lost ground after that devastating Cazorla penalty miss last week and Norwich will probably be desperate to prove something to their home fans after narrowly missing out at Stamford Bridge.

I feel like Arsenal will have too much quality though and even though Norwich will try really really hard, there just won’t be enough in the tank to get them over the line. 3-0 Arsenal with Ozil getting another assist and Sanchez to get on the scoresheet after his heroics on Tuesday night.

Well that’s the round up for the weekend, if you fancy like taking our advice and taking a punt on these results just click here and the accumulator is already filled out for you. Go on, you might as well.

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