‘Power Slap’ Competitor Hasn’t Been Slapped Yet Because He Keeps KO’ing Opponents With His First Slap

ByMF Jones

Today I learned that there’s a ‘Power Slap’ competitor who has never been slapped because he keeps knocking people out with his first slap.

Meet Stunt Marshall:

Don’t get me wrong – Power Slap is the dumbest ‘sport’ ever. But it’s still pretty remarkable that Stunt Marshall has managed to go not only undefeated, but also un-slapped, throughout his entire Power Slap career, because he keeps sparking out his opponents with the first slap.

Obviously this requires a fair bit of luck because out of the two slap fights that Marshall has had thus far, he’s won the dice roll and has managed to go first both times. So given he’s only had a couple bouts, it’s only a matter of time before his opponent gets to slap first.

Still, he is the one and only Power Slapper who can claim to never have been slapped, and naturally he’s been boasting about it a lot. Which makes sense for someone who also moonlights as a pro wrestler…

Fair play to the guy. Cannot imagine the mental disadvantage his next opponent will be at if Stunt Marshall wins the dice roll again. If Stunt Marshall is slapping first, you’re getting KO’d without laying a finger on him. End of story! The numbers don’t lie.

For someone a little different but similar, check out the women’s butt-slapping league in Romania.

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