Even if you’re a vegetarian/vegan, chances are you remember eating chicken nuggets and have substituted them with a meat free alternative, because that’s just how delicious and awesome they are. You can’t really go wrong with them.
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Now though, the next step in the evolution of enjoying chicken nuggets has been announced as discount retailer B & M are searching for someone that they can actively pay to eat chicken nuggets for them. And not just that, but other fast food junk items like fish fingers, fries and doner meat will also be on the menu for you to eat and get paid for.
This probably all sounds too good to be true and it most likely is, but here’s the official job advertisement to try and prove to you that it’s real. It’s basically for the job of taste tester for the company’s new range of frozen food products:
Chicken Nugget Connoisseur
Looking for a new challenge to tuck into in 2018?
You’ll want to take a bite out of this, as we’re looking for a tasty new individual, who’ll be worth their weight in… food.
B&M is currently one of the fastest growing discount retailers and we’re always looking to expand our range of products. Next month we’ll be launching a brand new fresh and frozen food range in a selection of our stores nationwide.
To help us ensure that the range is the best in the country we’re offering one lucky person the chance to taste test some of our range.
Do you think you have relevant experience? – experience can include, but is not limited to:
- Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself
- Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
- That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
- Going to an event or party because there is free food
- You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
- You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips
The successful individual will receive £25 vouchers monthly to spend on fresh and frozen food in their local B&M store and can share their feedback with the B&M buying to help evolve the range.
Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with. If you think this is your calling please upload a paragraph on why you think you deserve the opportunity and what relevant experiences you have (where it says upload CV).
I mean it basically just sounds like you have to be someone who likes eating food, and not even a fattie really. The only problem I can come up with is that I’ve never heard of B & M (although apparently it’s one of the fastest growing discount retail stores ) and the job is up in Merseyside which might not really be worth the commute when I’m only going to be paid in £25 vouchers for my trouble.
Still, can you really afford to turn down a job that sounds as good as this one? Might be worth applying in any case.
For more of the same, check out this job that pays you to travel the world and party. Fantastic.