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OK So We’ve Left The EU, Now Let’s Fucking Get On With It

Geri

Get over it.

Yeah, so we’ve left the EU and it’s fucking shit. We’re not denying that. The pound is crashing, Scotland is going to leave us, the racists have won and we’ve pretty much committed economic suicide. Woops.

But even if this is the case and the UK is fucked for the next few years, there ain’t much we can do about it is there? And the endless stream of moaning Michaels and Michelles on Facebook is already starting to get tedious, particularly as most people don’t have a fucking clue what they’re on about anyway. Oh so suddenly Emma who gave a blowie round the back of Tescos when she was 15 is an expert on the European economy? Do one mate.

Listen we’re not saying that it’s a good thing that we’ve left – it’s bad for our economy, bad for our business and bad for our European expats. Plus no-one likes seeing Nigel Farage’s slimy, smiling face all over the newspapers. But we might as well just get on with it for fuck’s sake. When the politicians want to fuck shit up for us, like for instance hike our student fees up three-fold, then there’s nothing we can do, so let’s just ride it. And if/when it all goes to shit, we can just blast this tune to them with our middle fingers held high:

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