Neymar Has Been Dumped By His Girlfriend After He Broke Their ‘Sex Contract’ With DMs To OnlyFans Model

Earlier this year, Neymar went on Instagram to publicly apologise for cheating on his pregnant girlfriend, but it now seems as though he’s c0cked up again and the lovely Bruna Biancardi has had enough.

OnlyFans model Aline Farias leaked screenshots of messages Neymar had sent her asking for nudes. She responded by telling him to subscribe to her page, which was a smart business move, and he supposedly did:

However, Neymar has since commented on the leaks, stating that this exchange between them happened years ago:

Now here’s where it gets interesting – Neymar and Bruna apparently had a ‘sex contract’ that allowed Neymar to be unfaithful, as long he used a condom, did not kiss women on the mouth, did not use sex workers, and kept everything out of the press. Which seems fair enough, but Neymar has already screwed that up completely by having these two stories go viral in the space of a few months, even if the second one did take place years ago. It’s a breach of the sex contract! Which explains why the self-respecting Bruna had no choice but to dump him.

Who knows, maybe Neymar can use some of that Saudi money to sort this mess out, maybe pay off a few people to make sure none of his DMs to OnlyFans models leak ever again, or pay someone to pretend they stole his phone and did the messaging. Which might sound like a lot of work, but maybe not when you consider that Bruna Biancardi is an absolute babe (not to mention the mother of his kid):

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So now not only is Neymar sidelined by a knee injury, he also finds himself single after being unceremoniously dumped. Which would probably be a disaster for the common man but given he’s a stupidly rich, famous, and h0rny athlete, it won’t be too long before there’s stories about him hooking up with some other model. Still, he was probably upset about this for at least 24 hours. Filthy rich footballers – they’re just like us.

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