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Meet Mr Balls — Brazil’s Testicular Cancer Fighting Mascot

MISTER BALLS

Brazil has figured out how to raise awareness of testicular cancer amongst its people – have someone to dress up as a giant, smiling ball sack and christen him Mr. Balls.

Hey kids, it’s Mr Balls! Please form an orderly queue and wait your turn for a big hug and a picture with this giant, buck-toothed, buck-eyed ball sack covered in disgusting pubes.

I’m not sure I get the correlation between young kids larking around with giant ball bags and raising awareness of testicular cancer, but then again I’m not Brazilian non-profit organisation Associacao de Assistencia as Pessoas com Cancer, so what do I know?

If I had met Mr Balls when I was a young lad, I think he’d probably make me wish I didn’t have balls. If I was a young girl I’d probably be so horrified I’d never want to see a real pair of balls in my life.

Turns out they love Mr Balls in Brazil. Guess we should be glad there’s no mascot for rectal cancer…

MR BALLS BRAZIL

MR BALLS BRASIL

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