Sorry about the crappy picture quality but the guy on a buffalo is from 1978 so all the pictures are that kinda crappy quality. But anyway, the guy on a buffalo is pretty great. Apparently there was a movie back in 1978 called Buffalo Rider. It was 90 minutes long and just seems to be about a guy riding around on a buffalo. Sounds like a pretty great movie huh? I’m pretty sure you can probably find it online somewhere if 90 minutes of a guy riding on a buffalo is your thing.
Or you could just watch these clips of the best parts that someone has kindly made. There are four parts and boy does the guy on a buffalo get into some trouble. Fighting bears, getting shot at by Indians, rescuing babies, trying to get across the river, getting attacked by cougars, getting attacked by hunters, getting shot, getting rescued, going through that recovery phase that happens in all the movies, having dinner with a raccoon, trampling someone to death on the buffalo and finally riding into a bar called the crystal place on a buffalo and shooting a lot of people. Jesus Christ that’s a lot of trouble for a guy on a buffalo to get into.
What’s annoying though is that instead of just cutting it real nice and making it funny (which let’s face it, the guy making it doesn’t really need to do because it’s a guy riding around on a buffalo, which is hilarious anyway) the guy who made these videos thought it would be a great idea to sing a dumb country and western song over the top of it about the guy on a buffalo. Now, I might not like country but it’s OK, I got no problem with that, it’s the fact that he sings in that stupid Tenacious D/Will Ferrell/Lonely Island/any other comedian I hate who tries to write funny songs way where he just describes what is happening in a stupid voice when he’s signing and like it really ISN’T that funny. It’s just moronic and pointless.
But yeah anyway, having said that most of the world seems to lap up dumb crap like Lonely Island and Tenacious D so most people will probably love the guy on a buffalo song. I mean, it’s already available on Itunes and has gone viral everywhere so it’s probably safe to say they already have. I just can’t help thinking it would have been way more funny if it was just a guy riding around on a buffalo with the original music and dialogue. Way funnier. Maybe I should just give the movie a go. Anyway, here are the four guy on a buffalo videos.