Clavicular “Mogged” By The Judge During Court Hearing As He Avoids Jail Time

If you’re unfamiliar with the term “mogging”, it’s basically part of the looksmaxxer lexicon which means completely outclassing someone in physical appearance, style, or dominance. So if someone enters a space and immediately makes everyone else look unattractive/short/poorly dressed by comparison, they are “mogging” them.

Cue Miami-Dade County Judge Marcus Bach Armas, with his highly symmetrical face and sharp, square jawline…

Given that “Chad” Judge Marcus was presiding over Clavicular’s court case on Friday, the lookxmaxxing influencer was immediately accused of being “mogged” by a judge who was not only better looking than him, but also held his destiny in his hands.

Can’t get mogged harder than that, surely?

Clavicular was in the Florida court after he and a fellow streamer were caught on camera firing more than 25 rounds from a gun at a dead alligator in the protected Florida Everglades.

Clavicular, real name Braden Peters, dodged a potential eight-year prison sentence. Instead, Judge Marcus sentenced him to six months of probation, 30 hours of community service, and a firearm safety course.

Worst of all – he has forbidden Clav from streaming or monetising the community service. What a blow!

Clavicular diehards did some to the rescue though, conducting in-depth analysis of both Clav and the Judge’s face to determine who really mogged who…

Clav better hope the looksmaxxing science adds up on this one. I mean, imagine spending all that time and money and effort on perfecting your jawline, only to be dismantled by the Honorable Judge GigaChad? I’m not sure Clavicular could recover from that, to be honest.

For Clavicular’s bizarre hack on how to ‘enhance’ your penis, click HERE. Penismaxxing?