6. CRACK BABY ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION
Often, Cartman is most despicable when he honestly believes he’s doing good. Such is the case with the Crack Baby Athletic Association. It’s exactly what it sounds like: Cartman takes crack-addicted infants and has them play basketball for the amusement of sick bastards on the internet.
Far as he’s concerned, he’s taking children no one cares about and giving them a useful purpose in life – perverse as it sounds, he truly believes this! What’s worse, he was even able to very nearly convince perennial archenemy Kyle that so horrible an enterprise was morally justified, and actually took him on as a partner for a time.
☛ More Crack: DMX Running Naked Through A Hotel On Crack
