In the wilds of the Russian outback, if you don’t have a massive beard and hang out with a baby bear you’re simply not worth knowing.

In the wilds of the Russian outback, if you don’t have a massive beard and hang out with a seal, you’re simply not worth knowing.

This is a picture of two sets of twins that recently got married in Odessa. It’s not particularly funny but I liked it. Good symmetry.

In the wilds of the Russian outback, if you don’t have a massive beard and hang out with children wearing pyramids on their head, you’re simply not worth knowing. I think this is one of those pyramid healing things. I wrote about them the other day. They’re complete and utter jokes. Of course there’s no medical value in wearing, sitting in or being near a pyramid-shaped doo dah, but at least if you wear it on your head you keep your ears warm; you also probably get a slow and prolonged head rush from breathing in slightly too much of your own carbon dioxide.

Well, it’s difficult to imagine what this merry troop below is up to. I’m hoping it’s nothing more than a fancy dress party. If you look at the girls on the left they seem happy and to me that implies that it’s all for fun. But when your eyes scan down and right it’s a completely different story. The dude front and centre with the gun and the bloke that looks like Jaws from James Bond with the knife? OMG. Too much. The guy on the far right looks pretty demented too.

After studying the picture for an hour or two I have decided that this isn’t an innocent party. It is a mental death cult. The end.

Is that Putin on the right? Maybe, it’s the sort of thing he’d get up to in his spare time I reckon.

No wine cooler, no problem.

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