I just can’t imagine a CD drive has sharp enough edges to successfully chop a salami? Judging by the chunks he’s already scythed off, it’s not the best tool for the job. But if you’ve hiked for half a day and forgotten the knife I spose… hang on a minute.. who forgets their knife but remembers their broken CD drive? Oh yeah, the knife probably has too much bear and wolf blood on it or something.

I don’t reckon you could cook it from scratch using this method, but for reheating last night’s take away in a hotel room this is pretty genius. I wouldn’t bother with the hair dryer though, they normally smell of burned hair which is a grade ‘A*’ minger of a smell.

Some people are embarrassed of their shoddy car. Not this guy, he has the world fooled.

You guys bored at all? Hows about a game of table football? You’ve got to hand it to them here haven’t you? What a supreme effort.

I’m not sure what problem they’ve tried to solve here, but whatever that problem is, they’ve solved it. Hard. I guess the owner of this sink doesn’t like really cold, or really hot water. Job done.

We’ll end with a couple more religious ones on the next page if you like?…

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