Harry Kane Has Shocker Vs Ghana After Being Cursed By Ghanaian Witch Doctor

Welp, witchcraft is official real. Harry Kane had a total stinker Vs Ghana last night, doing nothing the entire game and missing a golden opportunity late on that he would have 100% buried had he not been cursed by Ghanian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam.

Bonsam, AKA the “Devil of Wednesday”, had told the world earlier this week that he was using his spiritual powers to put a curse on Harry Kane ahead of the game.

Just as Bonsam assured, it was only a small curse, nothing that would harm the England skipper, but rather just render him ineffective for 90 minutes so that Ghana could get a result and advance.

Sure enough – that’s exactly what happened as the game ended in a 0-0 draw, bagging Ghana a crucial point.

This isn’t the first time Bonsam has used witchcraft to benefit Ghana in World Cup competitions. Previously, he sacrificed four street dogs to injure Ronaldo’s knee ahead of the 2014 World Cup – when Portugal and Ghana were pitted against each other in Group G.

I don’t even want to know what he had to do to apply his curse to Kane, but the facts are – both curses worked and Ghana benefited both times.

Everyone called Bonsam a fraud and joke – but who’s laughing now?

Ghana take on Croatia on Sunday and if I was the Croats I would be quaking in my boots. Yeah OK Bonsam hasn’t specifically stated that he’s putting a curse on any of the Croatian players, but that doesn’t mean he’s not hard at work to make it happen.

Is it any wonder the Confederation of African Football has banned witchcraft? They know that Bonsam is the real deal and don’t need him getting involved and sabotaging the competition.

Now if I was Bonsam and had spiritual powers I’d probably be more focused on curing AIDS or saving malnourished families in my community rather than meddling in football, but to each his own. If Ghana go on to win the World Cup, I think we’ll all know why.

For the time Nigeria’s head coach accused DR Congo of ‘doing voodoo’ to win a penalty shootout, click HERE.