Clavicular Explains How He Uses A Shopping Bag To ‘Enhance’ His Penis In Bizarre Hack
Clavicular’s commitment to ‘Looksmaxxing’ is even more insane than originally thought, after the 20-year-old explained the bizarre hack he uses to looksmaxx his penis.
It involves getting a shopping bag, filling it with weighted items, wrapping the bag around your wrist, and then holding on to your shaft. End result = a bigger d1ck? Apparently…
Clavicular talks about trying to grow his PP with a shopping bag.pic.twitter.com/K0YZIbUcOv
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He says: “I’ve been doing PE for a while. Penis enhancement. Pumping, shopping bag hanging, stretching, that kind of stuff.
“Basically you’re wrapping it around your wrist. Put stuff in there, various items. Wrap it around your wrist, then hang onto your suspensory ligament and stretch it. I do this while I’m driving.”
He adds: “The problem with that is that your erection angle will lower a little, but mine was already above the ideal so it wasn’t a problem.”
What a guy. I mean, penis pumping is one thing, but stretching your penis with a shopping bag full of weights while driving? You deserve at least a couple inches extra if you’re putting in that kind of effort.
The maddest thing about this is how many young men are going to take his advice and be driving around holding onto their c0cks with plastic bags wrapped around their wrists. Seems like it could be a car crash waiting to happen, but I guess these are the lengths you have to go to in order to c0ckmaxx. What a time to be alive…
Elsewhere in the interview, Clavicular explained why getting a girl to orgasm does have a good ‘return on investment’.
