Benjamin Netanyahu Mocks Rumours Of His Death In Coffee Shop Sketch
Well, it looks like Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive and kicking, following rumours over the last few days that he’d been killed in a bomb strike.
Netanyahu’s official X account put out a video of the PM in a coffee shop, showing off 5 fingers on each hand; a reference to a supposedly ‘AI’ video of him last week in which social media users insisted he had 6 fingers on one hand…
אומרים שאני מה? צפו >> pic.twitter.com/ijHPkM3ZHZ
— Benjamin Netanyahu – בנימין נתניהו (@netanyahu) March 15, 2026
Ordering his latte, Netanyahu says: “I am dead… for coffee.
“I love my nation to death, and how they are conducting themselves.
“We’re doing things I can’t share right now, but we’re striking hard in Iran today and Lebanon too…
“Thank you for the coffee…”
Naturally, there are AI shouts on this video too, with people zoning in on the coffee and how it looks like it would be spilling if it were real… what do we reckon?
I just kept looking at the coffee pic.twitter.com/ejWarZWHL7
— Adrian (@drianxp) March 15, 2026
Seems like wishful thinking tbh, although it is a little odd that it took them so long to address the rumours of his death. What’s even more curious though is that Netanyahu is apparently still in Israel, given that he usually flies out to Greece or Germany to hide whenever there are bombs dropping on his country.
What would even happen if Bibi Netanyahu was killed? Would the war be over or would some other insane Zionist replace him? Guess we’re going to have to wait a little longer to find out, if at all.
For the Oxford student suspended over his ‘Put Zios in the ground’ chant, click HERE.