Trump Made Decision To Abduct Nicolás Maduro After He ‘Wouldn’t Stop Dancing’
The Trump admin made the final decision to abduct Nicolás Maduro after he wouldn’t stop dancing in public, according to the New York Times.
The outlet reported: “It was one dance move too many for Venezuela’s President Nicolás Maduro.
“Mr. Maduro’s regular public dancing and other displays of nonchalance in recent weeks helped persuade some on the Trump team that the Venezuelan president was mocking them and trying to call what he believed to be a bluff, according to two of the people…”
“So the White House decided to follow through on its military threats.”
Here are a couple examples of Maduro busting his moves:
It’s so funny to think that Maduro’s dance moves would trigger Trump so much that he finally decided to fly into Venezuela, drop a few bombs and kidnap him.
Now, we know that the justification is that Maduro was a ‘drug dealer’ and a tyrant and (more importantly) that Venezuela has a lot of oil, but it looks like we can also add “threatened by Maduro’s dance moves” to the list. I mean, say what you like about the guy, he throws way better shapes than Trump does.
For a look at the mystery trader who banked $400,000 after staking a bet on the Maduro capture hours before it happened, click HERE. Just a little suspicious.