The 8 Worst Types of Facebook Statuses

A list of the worst types of the facebook status that pollute your newsfeed, causing you to hover above the unfriend button.

Funeral Texting

Public Mourning Status

“R.I.P. Great Aunt Juniper. Your smile will stay with me forever :’(“

Their relative’s remains still cooling, they take to their phones to prise likes from their corpses like grave robbers extracting gold fillings.

Surely a loved one’s passing, should be a private, solemn affair? But no, they market their grief to the masses, presumably trawling for sympathy or god knows what.

Part of me thinks maybe they should be free to vent their mourning how they see fit, but the aghast majority of me thinks they should muzzle their crusty lips!

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