It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
Most of us have eaten some dodgy things, but this woman takes the piss. Why? Because she eats cat hair, that’s why.
A wanted fugitive is on the run, and he goes by the name of Cookie Monster.
It’s the usual story isn’t it. Skateboarders hanging out trying to skate a sweet spot somewhere when a couple of jumped up losers who’ve got nothing better to do decide to come along and try and ruin their fun. This makes me ANGRY.
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
It’s understandable that some fans might get upset by wrestling results every now and again These fans should probably be sectioned though because their reactions are completely and utterly insane, like the guy who got shot in the face but still said the Royal Rumble result was the worst part of his week.
Batman_LDN is back on Sick Chirpse with a new semi-regular column in which he details his incredible life. This week he explains why it snowed last week and why it was all essentially his fault. He also apologises.
