There comes a time in every young heterosexual boy’s life when they just become obsessed with the female body and in particular, their boobs. There then follows a time when you have absolutely no chance of getting anywhere near them, which is probably the most frustrating part of their young lives.

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One kid had a novel way to try and investigate them though. It also seems like he started being consumed by this desire a lot earlier than other people too, as he looks about three years old.

But whenever it hits you – and maybe now if you still haven’t figured out how to get some – here’s a top tip: just find a naked mannequin in a store and go to town on it. Watch and learn:

https://twitter.com/YeIIowbang/status/858861818126532608

What an absolute hero eh? I’m sure most straight guys can relate. It’s a shame the video doesn’t go on longer because the ways it’s going, he probably went from 0-depraved shit in about another 20 seconds.

For more of the same, check out these Venezuelan mannequins. Bet that kid would have loved to see one of them naked in the store.