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Check Out Alcohol And England: An Equally Hilarious And Depressing Photo Collection

People from all sectors of UK society getting absolutely wasted.

Peter Dench is an English photographer who has travelled to various regions of the Earth and photographed some pretty fascinating places. But, one of his best (well, weirdest / funniest) collections is his project that charts the alcohol use of the British public. It’s called Alcohol & England (A&E).

Don’t get me wrong, England and the rest of the British Isles certainly aren’t alone in their love of booze, but we do do it rather spectacularly.

Dench followed posh people getting drunk, poor people who are pretending to be posh getting drunk and poor people getting drunk. That’s basically the entirety of Britain covered off nicely.

I don’t think, for me, there’s anything funnier than a middle-aged woman wearing her best dress and attempting to look classy when she is totally off her chops, just milliseconds away from a spew. People who don’t normally drink in the day should remember that they are going to get smashed pretty quick. It’s not the “bubbles”, it’s the fact that you’ve banged down two bottles before 3pm.

Have a look at these pictures over the next few slides. They ramble from full on jokes, to pretty bleak and then straight through ultra-embarrassing via terrifying. Have a gander:

(Click through the following slides using the left and right arrows on your keypad)

Alcohol And England - Classier

 

Alcohol And England - A Puker

 

Alcohol And England - A Scary MaN

 

Alcohol And England - A School Disco

 

Alcohol And England - Attack

 

Alcohol And England - Best Dancer

 

Alcohol And England - Best Mates

 

Alcohol And England - Cheap Cider

 

Alcohol And England - Chilling In A Bag

 

Alcohol And England - Classy

 

Alcohol And England - Elvis

 

Alcohol And England - Fag And Wine

 

Alcohol And England - Field Fight

 

Alcohol And England - Fighter

 

Alcohol And England - Flags And Booze

 

Alcohol And England - Football Cunts

 

Alcohol And England - Helmet

 

Alcohol And England - How Posh

 

Alcohol And England - Hunt Dicks

 

Alcohol And England - Lippy

 

Alcohol And England - Nightclub Regular

 

Alcohol And England - Party Embarassment

 

Alcohol And England - Posh Divs

 

Alcohol And England - Puke And Snog

 

Alcohol And England - School Disco

 

Alcohol And England - Smashed

 

Alcohol And England - The CLub

 

Alcohol And England - Top Of Lion

 

Alcohol And England - Wine tasting

 

Alcohol And England - Women At Their Best

All Images VIA

Well there you have it – I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.


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